Along with getting to have sex FOR WORK, there’s plenty of room to develop your career -- and crib notes -- with the opportunity to attend gang-bangs, bukkake parties, and visit brothels all over Germany. Yep, there's a travel element in this job! Because that's totally the thing people care about here.
And while the application deadline's passed, unsurprisingly, over 150 eager applicants signed up for the highly competitive (and after a while, strenuous) position.
It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Yes, that's a British accent. No, she doesn't watch Doctor Who. Follow her on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.