Money? A female? An unfair fantasy football trade? Who knows what started the brawl, but two kangaroos recently decided to settle their dispute the old-fashioned way -- by taking it outside and kicking the crap out of each other.
And on a residential street, no less. Which makes it even funnier. A local Aussie man captured the fantastic video (seriously, you won't be able to look away) of the two pesky 'roos duking it out in his neighborhood. You can only imagine the smack they must have been talking during the five-minute throwdown. Punching, pouncing, kicking -- it's all set to an impeccably chosen classical soundtrack.
So grab a drink and pull up a chair, round one begins now. Ding ding!
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Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Yes, that's a British accent. No, she doesn't watch Doctor Who. Follow her on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.