In Case You Forgot, This Penis-Shaped Island Is Still for Sale
You don’t have to be Leo DiCaprio to dick around on a tropical island, or even to own part of a tropical island that’s shaped like a dick. You just need $125,000 to do the latter. Being Leo won't hurt your chances at either, though -- that dude's super rich.
But even if you're not the star of Critters 3, $125k will buy you a plot of land on Mavuva Island, a remote archipelago bulging over Fiji’s Great Sea Reef that looks like Dr. Evil's rocket.
Land on the island has been on sale for a while, though there's still plenty up for grabs; it's not about the size of the plot, after all. A mere 43 acres large, what the atoll lacks in girth, it makes up for in real estate prospects.
The idyllic retreat's endowed with ample marine life, coconut-bearing palm trees, and exotic flowers, as well as two white-sand beaches that stretch all the way up from the shaft to the tip of the island. There’s a restaurant, a bar, and a clubhouse -- all with stunning beach views -- erected along the shore, too. There's probably crabs, too, if you're into that kind of thing.
And, according to the real estate listing, the island’s only partially developed (because shrinkage?)... We can’t wait to see what it’ll look like fully grown.
If all that doesn't do it for you, Mavuva’s one of Fiji’s 43 totally freehold (read that as you wish) atolls, which means dudes with serious size complexes can enlarge their lives -- and their egos -- by claiming their own piece of the island.
Grab the opportunity with both hands right here.