You don’t have to be Leo DiCaprio to dick around on a tropical island, or even to own part of a tropical island that’s shaped like a dick. You just need $125,000 to do the latter. Being Leo won't hurt your chances at either, though -- that dude's super rich.
But even if you're not the star of Critters 3, $125k will buy you a plot of land on Mavuva Island, a remote archipelago bulging over Fiji’s Great Sea Reef that looks like Dr. Evil's rocket.
Land on the island has been on sale for a while, though there's still plenty up for grabs; it's not about the size of the plot, after all. A mere 43 acres large, what the atoll lacks in girth, it makes up for in real estate prospects.
The idyllic retreat's endowed with ample marine life, coconut-bearing palm trees, and exotic flowers, as well as two white-sand beaches that stretch all the way up from the shaft to the tip of the island. There’s a restaurant, a bar, and a clubhouse -- all with stunning beach views -- erected along the shore, too. There's probably crabs, too, if you're into that kind of thing.