3. First World Hotel, Malaysia
Could easily accommodate: The entire population of the Hamptons, New York (including Amagansett, Bridgehampton, East Hampton, Sag Harbor, Sagaponack, Southampton, Wainscott, and Water Mill)
This Seuss-approved hospitality complex is the third-largest hotel on our list; Vegas included, it's still the fourth largest in the entire world. Here's the breakdown: two towers, 3,307 deluxe rooms, 1,669 standard rooms, 493 superior deluxe rooms, 136 world club rooms, and 69 deluxe triple rooms. And get this -- each one comes STANDARD with a TV and a phone. The future really is now. When you're not busy watching the television and phoning your folks, check out the rest of the establishment's offerings, including a theme park, haunted house, movie theater, and bowling alley.