Listen, it's a cruel world, and maybe we're just not meant to love, okay? Okay? Shh, we know, we're crying too.
Basically shattering the hearts of every living man, woman, child, and probably some puppies, and forcing everyone to give up on love, Paris removed all of the "love locks" from the Pont des Arts bridge today, The Guardian reports.
The bridge over the Seine has been a go-to for couples' "love locks" for years -- because obviously tree carvings are for peasants. Traditionally, couples write their names on the locks, attach them to the bridge's railing, and toss the keys as a symbol of their undying love. Little did they know, LOVE DIES.