"There have been numerous instances of excrement being found in the pools lately", the letter reads. "We understand that accidents happen, but the frequency of these suggests that it no longer remains accidental. As a consequence all guests are being massively inconvenienced for several hours during pool closure whilst the hotel adds additional chemicals to the pool and backwash".
The excrement epidemic isn't just confined to Turkey, either. Resorts in Spain and Greece have seen "logging" incidents as well.
"These incidents are obviously beyond our control", a spokesperson for First Choice told The Mirror. "Once we have been notified of an incident, hotel staff members ensure that all customers leave the pool immediately and then put the pool water through an extensive filtration system".