You are far more genteel and refined than those backwoods hilljacks in 256, 334, and 251, mostly because you’re from Birmingham. Or, you know, like two counties away from Birmingham.
Baton Rouge, LA
You find bib overalls to be the most versatile clothing item on the planet; perfect for weddings, LSU football games, and chasing tornadoes.
You own something with “the Flag” on it. Possibly an entire wardrobe.
You either walk around with a sweater tied around your neck, or have made multiple appearances on The Maury Show.