Also, since it's state law that every block needs a minimum two taverns, these people can DRINK, but said drinking manifests itself in asshattery at a far lower rate than in other cities. Being a Brewers fan means handling your booze -- which they'll need, because this is looking like a looooong rebuild.
29. Colorado Rockies
Do you like beer? And (legal!) pot? And home runs? And Dante Bichette references? Going to a game at Coors Field is like going to a game at a very large minor-league ballpark. The fans are there to kind of watch a game, I guess, but mostly to get some sun (stop being so infuriatingly sunny, Denver), drink some beers, smoke grass, and talk about Dante Bichette.
His likes. His dislikes. That 1995 season when he almost had the Triple Crown. Whether or not he thinks the Broncos will make the playoffs this year with no proven quarterback. His opinion on shredding the pow-pow at A-Basin vs. Breckenridge. If he could name anyone on the Rockies right now. And the smart bet, for him, and the average person sitting in the Rockpile, is hell no.