She can't say that anymore.
The frazzled fellow paced the concourse for nearly an hour, baring his shame for man, woman, and child to see, until airport security descended on him, clapped him in handcuffs, and handed him over to the local authorities. Police said that while the unnamed exhibitionist was taken for medical evaluation and treatment, he would not be facing charges.
His fellow passengers, meanwhile, likely had the image of his dangling seashells burned into their minds for the rest of their Jamaican vacation.
Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he’s only gotten naked at the airport twice. This year, anyway. Follow him to nudist freedom on Twitter @gjaccoma