The beloved feral child from the jungle known as Tarzan made a rare appearance at the Santa Ana Zoo today, delighting adults and children alike!
Just kidding, it was a man on meth. No one was happy.
According to the LA Times, John William Rodenborn, 37, climbed the bird exhibit and swung from a 20ft tree at the Santa Ana Zoo, professing "I am Tarzan." Which would have been totally believable had he been a ripped, half-naked cartoon character. But alas, he was a man on meth.
At one point, according to the 911 call, Rodenborn took a quick rest behind tall bamboo trees -- because even the Lord of the Jungle needs a break sometimes.