San Francisco’s sexy new airport lounge gets a Michelin-starred chef

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As if the aquarium, meditation room, and exhibit of classic rock posters weren't enough to kill a fog-filled delay at SFO, say hello to AmEx's swanky new spot in Terminal 3, The Centurion Lounge.

Opened yesterday, TCL offers a relaxation area, shower suites, speedy Wi-Fi, and, most exciting of all, a kitchen helmed by acclaimed Michelin-starred chef Christopher Kostow.

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Seriously, AmEx cardholders can pick from a menu of high-end seasonal fare such as slow-roasted pork shoulder marinated in apple vinegar and fennel; pumpkin cooked in goats' milk; a steamed, “wilted baby bok choy” omelette; and for dessert, a chestnut pudding with chocolate that's been roasted -- but thankfully, not by Jeffery Ross. And there's an open kitchen, so you can watch your food being prepared as you wait.

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Assuming you already ate a Power Bar and just want to drink, loungers can sip on cocktails curated by mixologist Jim Meehan (the mastermind behind NYC speakeasy PDT), and wines chosen by Food & Wine expert Anthony Giglio. There’s even a wine tasting station where you can nod vigorously while talking in a loud voice about how you can, like, "totally taste the oaky finish and hint of quinoa".

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With sleek, mod decor highlighted by pictures of local celebs and handsome dogs, this is the first Centurion Lounge on the West Coast; there're three other locations in New York’s LaGuardia Airport, Las Vegas McCarran International Airport, and Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, and a fifth set to open in Miami in 2015.

How do you get in, you ask? Here's the deal: Centurion and Platinum cardholders have the luxury of free entry (you know, because they're throwing down annual fees in the $450 to $2,500 range), while other AmEx customers will have to fork out $50 for a one-day pass.

And if you don't have an American Express card? Well, you'll just have to settle for a beer at one of the country's best airport bars instead.

Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Yes, that's a British accent. No, she doesn't watch Doctor Who. Follow her on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.