Long before rockets sent Neil Armstrong to the moon, or even before the Model T begat road rage, people rode animals out of necessity. Thankfully, we've come a long way since then. But that doesn't make riding animals any less interesting. In fact, nowadays, riding animals is a luxury in the developed world.
But some animals are better than others. We set out to rank the beasts you can feasibly take for a spin. Yes, this really is a ranking of animals you can ride. It will be the most interesting and important thing you read all week.
Note: In all seriousness, we love animals and none of this should be taken seriously. Animal cruelty is real.