The next time you're lined up at the LAX Chili's To Go, contemplating the merits of the Loaded Potato Skins vs the Texas Cheese Fries (always go Cheese Fries), take a minute to think about the life you could've had. Because there's a guy across the concourse picking up an in-flight meal for $1,581.50.
Petrossian's Champagne and Caviar Bar -- the joint from which you usually purchase $48 peaches (really) -- has opened up shop in the International Terminal, and is offering a picnic pack called "caviar in the air". Say goodbye to pretzel packets for good, and feast instead upon top-shelf Tsar Imperial Kaluga caviar, crème fraiche, blinis, and smoked salmon from an insulated carry-on. You'll risk becoming one of the most hated people on the plane, but who cares!?! You're rich as crap!! Champagne all around!