The next time you're lined up at the LAX Chili's To Go, contemplating the merits of the Loaded Potato Skins vs the Texas Cheese Fries (always go Cheese Fries), take a minute to think about the life you could've had. Because there's a guy across the concourse picking up an in-flight meal for $1,581.50.
Petrossian's Champagne and Caviar Bar -- the joint from which you usually purchase $48 peaches (really) -- has opened up shop in the International Terminal, and is offering a picnic pack called "caviar in the air". Say goodbye to pretzel packets for good, and feast instead upon top-shelf Tsar Imperial Kaluga caviar, crème fraiche, blinis, and smoked salmon from an insulated carry-on. You'll risk becoming one of the most hated people on the plane, but who cares!?! You're rich as crap!! Champagne all around!
Some Petrossian specialties to (really not ever) consider before your next flight: