Everyone knows that pilots have a huge amount of responsibility. But that doesn't stop them from making bad turbulence jokes, sleeping with flight attendants, or, if they work for Air Canada, watching porn in the cockpit.
One pilot took dicking around (quite literally) to new heights last night, when he traced a penis-shaped flight route above Florida with his private plane, putting on a free show for any aviation nerds poking around on flightpath-tracking site FlightRadar24.
Check out the pilot's, ahem, takeoff below (jokes aside, you can click on the photo to enlarge it)...
And head here to play the route back, if you missed the live cockpit performance.