You'll lie down on a bamboo mat under the watchful eyes of zookeepers, who then place Michelle, Walter, EJ, and Daniel on you for about 15 minutes, instructing you not to agitate them by shrieking or breathing too heavily. No word on whether or not wetting your pants offends the snakes.
The slithering and squeezing is said to be therapeutic and relaxing, which might explain why the good folks at Cebu City zoo just thought, "What the heck! Let’s make it a massage"!
But not really.
Check out the video of a reptilian rubdown below. She doesn't look at all frightened!