Anyway, we’ll let you get to it. And to my cousins in Florida: I’m sorry I couldn’t help you. It appears nothing could.
When putting together a list such as this, there can be some temptation to defy popular expectations, and go against the grain. However, Florida’s awfulness resume is so staggeringly impressive that it couldn’t go any other way. You were born for this. Embrace it.
Dogfish Head, one of the most enduring jokes from Wayne’s World, and... that about covers it. Even people from Delaware don’t really fight back all that hard when you make fun of Delaware.
Getting LeBron back only further cemented its position as the Florida of the North.
The inevitable answer to any question that starts with, “Where do those nice retired people we met on that river cruise live?”, AZ is also home to golf pros playing the Web.com Tour, and college students whose parents don’t seem to mind paying down the credit card balance on tribal tattoos. Though the unmitigated beauty of its canyons and deserts is well known, the Northern part of the state actually holds the largest number of ponderosa pine trees in in the world, a fact that would hold more sway in the ranking if they weren’t completely useless as Christmas trees.