Wear these, feel awesome

Harnessing patented tech developed using 25+ years of university research, The Re-Timer's rechargeable, lensless frames mimic the benefits of actual sunlight, directing built-in mini-lights towards the eyes at specific ambient angles. The results are proven to help shift your internal body clock, reducing jetlag, helping to overcome sleeplessness, and even combatting the Winter blues, assuming you aren't crushed by everyone ripping you for wearing ridiculous not-glasses in public.