Here to quell whatever minimal stress you might accrue on a trip to the Maldives (it could rain, after all) is Reethi Beach Resort, a remote getaway situated on the island of Fonimagoodhoo, which sounds like it was named by a high-school-dropout-turned-stripper, but nonetheless offers turquoise waters, three separate beach bars, and some of the best diving in the world
Accommodations include three unique options, but you'll want to nab the Water Villa, where you could hypothetically impress your ladyfriend by doing cannonballs into the ocean from your balcony.
Because impressing women can make a man hungry, the five dining options include the stilt-situated Moodhu Bar & Restaurant, open 24-hours to casually serve you fresh gateau and canapés
Adventurous types will enjoy half- and full-day excursions including the "Robinson Crusoe", where they'll either drop you off on a uninhabited island for a private, two-hour picnic, or crash a ship in a terrible storm and force you to swim to an island and hang out with a dude named Friday who speaks absolutely no English for a couple of years. One or the other
Their PADI 5-star diving program will have you exploring 30 different sites across the island's many reefs, while newcomers can get certified thanks to their dive school, or just pack your snorkel.