Getting limitless stuff can be great for you... and for Bradley Cooper's residual checks, so both of you will likely enjoy Samabe, a totally new Balinese resort where they're selling all-you-can-eat luxury in the form of their "Unlimited Privileges" package.
So, the place itself takes up 8 hectares (around 6-sq-miles) that includes a private beach off Bali's Nusa Dua peninsula.
Even joe-schmo who doesn't spring for the Unlimited Privileges will receive "inclusive breakfasts, free-flow of juices, soft drinks, coffee & tea, daily refill of the minibar, complimentary in-room WiFi, 24-hour butler service, and unlimited use of non-motorized water sport"... Yeah, that's the standard package.
If you do go ultra-lux? They promise you'll be "spoiled without end", w/ 24hr access to "gourmet, organic, Balinese, Asian & Mediterranean" cuisine at all their restos, cocktails, other booze, and, yes, motorized water sports.
The restos we speak of? There's an ocean-view seafood grill, plus a fine-diner slinging "the spices of Asia", as well as a pool bar named The Ring of Fire, which you'll become very familiar with if you go crazy on the spices of Asia.
Oh yeah! There are rooms too -- 39 suites, and 35 villas, each with its own pool, terrace, and sun lounger.
Because, let's face it, this is that kind of place... they've hired the assistance of a "Director of Romance" (?), who'll organize the ultimate date, honeymoon, or even a Cooper-free Valentines Day, proving that there really is no limit to this vacation.