Don't get in Nic Cage's way
"I watched Nicolas Cage storm off a flight and literally knock a woman against the wall on the jetway, and just kept walking. All I could think was, what a tool."
Steve Carlton, more than just a baseball playah
"My roommate and I were asked to work a DC-9 flight from Chicago to Evansville, IN, to shuttle the Philadelphia Phillies to Chicago. Delta stocked the flight with champagne, beer, and extra liquor kits, and not surprisingly, the team got out of control -- practically destroyed the plane. Along the way, though, two players invited us to the next day's game at Wrigley and to dinner afterwards. Yea, it was Steve Carlton and Mike Schmidt, and we had a grand time being wined and dined. A couple of months later, we noticed Carlton's picture on a magazine cover, flipped through the issue, and were stunned to see a picture of him with his twin daughters and beautiful wife. I was embarrassed and pretty pissed."