Have you always dreamed of being a hot shot fighter pilot with a penchant for danger? Do you find yourself crooning "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" in bars? Are you getting married and want to prepare for the endless dogfights you'll have with your wife? If you answered "yes" to more than one of those questions, Sky Combat Ace is ready to send you into the Danger Zone.
Before you start arguing about who's Goose and who's Maverick and strap into this carbon-fiber, 330-horsepower Extra 330LC airplane, you'll be given expert instruction by a highly-trained pilot on how to do a combat maneuver, execute the perfect loop, and the best way to not lose your lunch during a roll.
Absolutely no flight experience is necessary to get behind the wheel of one of these puppies, and they'll have you up in the air clocking speeds up to 250mph in no time. Check out the video above to see what you'll be working with.
After ruling the skies and taking down your buds Iron Eagle-style, relax and retreat to the Sky Combat Aces Hangar, complete with a state-of-the-art sound system, lounge, pool tables, darts, flatscreen TVs, and maybe Jason Gedrick.
Following the thrill of piloting a fighter jet and maybe meeting the Doug Masters, you'll take it back to your room and freshen up for a night out at Sapphire Gentlemen's Club, Las Vegas' 70,000sqft topless emporium that sports 400+ entertainers like...
...these lovely ladies, who'll promptly ask who the lucky guy is, to which you and your buds can now honestly answer "We all are"!
photos: SkyCombatAces.com & SapphireLasVegas.com