SkyMall says: “A One-of-a-Kind shirt allows you to show that you’re an individual, that you're a little different than everyone else, and you want them to take notice of who you are. These shirts are great for a night on the town, frat parties, bachelor parties, stag parties, or any other time you want to stand out in a crowd”. $129.99
Our take: They failed to mention that this Frankenstein shirt is also eco-friendly, as it was made from scraps found on the factory floor in China.
You’ll use it: When you're super-sick of getting laid all the damn time.
Sophie-Claire Hoeller is Thrillist's associate travel editor, and, let's be real, would totally get custom pet portraits of her already regally named cats. Follow her @Sohostyle