And another super unsexy caveat: you have to join the carrier’s $9 Fare Club, to take advantage of the sale, an additional $59.95. So it's more like $128.99, which looks more like something you'd hear about involving the emperor Caligula than a sale price.
Additionally, because Spirit is Spirit, you still have to pay for baggage, advance seat assignment, and a bunch of other nonsensical fees.
If you’re still into the "deal," head here for the full list of flight routes, and book your spring vacation quick-fast.
Chloe Pantazi is an editorial assistant on Thrillist's travel team. Yes, that's a British accent. No, she doesn't watch Doctor Who. Follow her on Twitter at @ChloePantazi.