Spirit's the airline everyone loves to hate. Mostly because of its stupid hidden fees, and ridiculous promotions. The latest: playing off the number 69. Because 69.
Right now, the airline's offering $69 round-trip flights, or $34.50 one-way flights, departing from 42 airports across the country, to destinations like New York, Las Vegas, Miami, and Haiti, among others. But if you know what's good for you, you won't book a flight on Spirit to Haiti. One's a beleaguered, third-world cesspool; the other's Haiti.
The $69 promo celebrates the airline now having 69 planes in its fleet, and because it's Spirit's "favorite number." Seriously. Read this absurd promo text.