The Fried-Food-on-a-Stick State
Motto: Oh, ya, you betcha!
The Last-In-Everything State
Motto: You’re welcome, South Carolina
The Macro-Brew State
Motto: Brought to you by Budweiser. Budweiser, King of Beers.
The Celebrity Ranch State
Motto: We shoot paparazzi!
The Slaughterhouse State
Motto: It’ll go away once you get ‘bout five miles outta town
The Casino State
Motto: No one ever lost money giving free liquor to gamblers
The Relevant-Once-Every-Four-Years State
Motto: You care about us as often as you care about soccer