Carnal act that will get you screwed: Off with those lights, and keep 'em that way -- in Budapest, sex is only allowed in the dark. Even in your home, with your wife.
Little Rock, Arkansas
Carnal act that will get you screwed: No matter how suave you consider yourself, keep your pick-up lines to yourself, as "lascivious banter" in public is prohibited and may put you behind bars for 30 days.
Carnal act that will get you screwed: Don’t cheat, player -- adultery is a Class 4 Misdemeanor, which could earn you a maximum fine of $250.
Carnal act that will not get you screwed: Necrophilia is legal!! Knock yourself out... weirdo.