Carnal act that will get you screwed: Off with those lights, and keep 'em that way -- in Budapest, sex is only allowed in the dark. Even in your home, with your wife.
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Carnal act that will get you screwed: No matter how suave you consider yourself, keep your pick-up lines to yourself, as "lascivious banter" in public is prohibited and may put you behind bars for 30 days.
Carnal act that will get you screwed: Don’t cheat, player -- adultery is a Class 4 Misdemeanor, which could earn you a maximum fine of $250.
Carnal act that will not get you screwed: Necrophilia is legal!! Knock yourself out... weirdo.
Sophie-Claire Hoeller is Thrillist’s über-efficient German travel writer. She’s had frequent flyer status ever since her mother gave birth to her at a Lufthansa terminal. Follow her adventures via Twitter at @Sohostyle.