It’s tough to get a real feel for a city until you’ve seen the local women gyrate topless for tips (or at least that's what Woodrow Wilson used to say). As all strip joints are not created equal, though, how does an out-of-towner know where to go for overpriced cocktails and meaningful conversation? Yelp, of course! Which is why we scoured the site for some of the choicest quotes from club-goers apparently devoid of any semblance of shame. Here are the best.
NOTE: Add a big fat (sic) to pretty much every sentence below.