Montezuma always gets his revenge
“Diarrhea in an airport toilet seems to be a pretty common reason for people missing their flights. I never know if people are lying or telling the truth -- well that’s not true, sometimes I do, because they do look kind of f*cked up.”
Ask yourself: "Am I at the correct gate?"
“A female passenger was scheduled to leave on a 5:45am flight. She missed it, so I transferred her to the next flight at 6:15am. She also missed that flight, arriving at the gate just as the aircraft door closed. Apparently, she had been sitting at the wrong gate... twice.”