Every Islander (But One) Owns A Dog
Multiple studies have confirmed that owning a K9 companion increases quality and length of life, so it bodes well for the island that every single inhabitant owns a dog no smaller than 80 lbs. That one outlier? He owns a cat. But it’s a really big cat. Very strong. Nimble, too.
It’s Got “Kentuckywood”
Set to overtake Bollywood by 2017, the island’s film industry is responsible for what’s possibly the most kick-ass movie of the past ten years, Blood Surf. Think Point Break meets Next of Kin meets all the other Swayze movies. Then quit thinking and enjoy the ride.
It Has Its Own Social Media
World economies lose billions each year to time wasted on Facebook, Twitter, and Friendster. On the Island, however, an entrepreneurial inhabitant invented Gobbler, a social media service that's managed to boost productivity over 20%, as it’s only intended for useful posts like this: