More like ArkanSASSY! Not gonna lie, Arkansas is kind of a weirdo oasis. Mostly because of Eureka Springs. But also Hot Springs! Because when you hear the word "bathhouse," I assure you, you are not picturing these historic structures protected by one of the 20 best (and most visited) national parks in America. And the warm waters of the natural springs. It's all kind of amazing.
Also, you've got sick burger joints, the Buffalo River, a presidential library, Johnny Cash's boyhood home in Dyess, and Little Rock which -- believe it or not -- is fun! Consider that a best, best, BEST-kept secret and for the love of low rent, don't ruin it by moving there. You know what, forget I even said anything. Arkansas is terrible, NEVER GO.