Ditch that pesky monogrammed canvas L.L. Bean bag and breeze through security with the lightweight, gadget-friendly SeV Tropiformer jacket: a 22-pocket collab between travel clothiers Scottevest and ThinkGeek.com. Key features aimed at "getting you loaded" include:
Is it a jacket? Is it a vest? What... it's both!? Not only are the "TransFORMER" sleeves removable, they are actually magnetically attached, something Megan Fox will never be to that nerd Shia LaBeouf. Ever.
In addition to a zippered internal pouch for your iPad, there's also a quick draw smartphone pocket made from a clear touch fabric, so you can use the touchscreen without removing the device.
Assuming you like to charge your Discman on the go -- as in whilst literally walking down the street -- the Personal Area Network allows you to house an external battery pack in one pocket and charge devices in the others, making you the most fashionable mobile charger since Ryan Matthews wore a fedora.
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