Blowing something has never been known to pitch a tent (ba-dum!), but thanks to German outdoor-innovators HeimPlanet, now it does! Enter: the Wedge, an air-inflated, zero-assembly tent which packs down to the size of a sleeping bag.
The whole thing rolls out, and inflates extremely fast, requiring only one pump/valve for complete pitching
Once open, it's a full 48sqft, plus room for two regular-shaped feet, their owners, and their baggage
The supporting "struts" have two layers of air, and a multi-chamber safety system to prevent any punctures from thorny ground -- inside, they've also packed a ton of storage thanks to interior pockets.
There are two closable ventilation openings at the fly sheet, with "three different opening options", or four if you're a bear.
Not only is there a tent in this package, but there's also pegs, a repair kit, guy lines, a pack sack, and a pump adapter, so you'll have no issues getting it fully erect (ba-dum!).