Lego Strip Club: Yes, a club built out of Legos
To be fair, you can’t actually go here. But the Lego Strip Club is a thing that exists and that’s pretty creepy/awesome. Not affiliated with actual Legos in any way, shape, or form (LEGAL ISSUES), this is a custom Lego set built by Chicago-based Citizen Brick. The Foxy Blox comes with two female strippers in bikini tops, a male dancer, a stage with a pole, and working LED lights (yes, batteries included!).
Rachel’s: The one that also offers flu shots to seniors
Part strip club, part retirement home, part clinic, Rachel’s knows how to get its elderly patrons in the mood without Viagra. Located in the senior-citizen capital of the world, Rachel’s becomes a temporary clinic once a year when it offers free flu shots to area seniors. They are then invited to feast on a free buffet for the eyes and the stomach when they serve lunch alongside a strip show.
Nymphas Show Bar: Because wetter is better, this club goes deep... underwater
Okay, although no longer in operation, this underwater peep show off the coast of Eilat featured lovely ladies revealing all sorts of under-the-sea secrets in a wrap-around aquarium that was accessed by a 230ft-long bridge and flight of sub-sea stairs. So, you didn't even need to be PADI certified! You can see creepy abandoned pictures of it, right here.
Meagan Drillinger is a freelance writer for Thrillist. She’d really love it if they traded Star Wars strip clubs for Harry Potter ones. Follow her on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram at @drillinjourneys.