Casa Diablo: Vampires dance for $2 bills
This strip club serves vegan food. Also, it's vampire-themed. Also, the strippers only accept two-dollar bills (yes, like grandma use to send you) dabbed in fake blood (not at all like grandmas), which the topless bartender will exchange for you when you get there. #portland #onlyinportland #alltheportland
Silver Dollar Strip Club: Where you'll leave both aroused... and terrified
Oregon, you dirty! This sexy spot turns spook house each year around Halloween. Scantily clad ghosts and ghouls leap out from around corners to equally frighten and arouse paying customers. Because nothing says boner like having the shit scared out of you.
The Manor: A nudie bar with a church service
While most religious institutions look down upon strip clubs and their patrons, there are certain religious leaders who understand the plight of nudie bar enthusiasts eager to show their devoutness to the Lord without fear of persecution (#thestruggleisreal). Fortunately, The Manor in Ontario holds a Christian fellowship service at their club on Sundays for those who may feel their presence at regular church is unwelcome. Don’t worry -- they totally cover up the pictures of naked women and beer before the service begins.