Muppets Most Wanted
OK, yes, it has an annual singing and dancing revue that’s choreographed by Kermit the Frog. And, yes, the warden is about as intimidating as Liz Lemon. OK, it IS Liz Lemon. But, let’s not forget, it’s still a prison in the middle of freaking Siberia, and you know what they do to you if you break the rules? Oh, just stick you to a frozen wall in the middle of a Siberian wasteland for as long as they feel like sticking you there. Which, if you’re not a puppet covered in fur, is pretty much a death sentence.