Neatly connecting East & Central London, Clerkenwell's award-magnet The Zetter has 59 individually curated rooms that orbit around both a lauded resto & a bar from a World's Best Bartender Winner
Lavishing each abode with self described "vintage-modern" style, rooms come with free WiFi, mood lighting, walk-in "raindance" showers, and duck down pillows that'll totally have you lowering your head, but, like, onto them, so you can sleep
Rooms range from singles all the way up to full-on studio flats like this setup here, w/ oak floors, wall-to-ceiling windows, and daily milk/ice deliveries, which is pretty cool.
They also have a private deck you can shuffle straight onto.
Head downstairs to Bistro Bruno Loubet, which's won both London and national UK restaurant awards
Their upscale bistro fare (e.g., wood pigeon w/ sour cherry jam, grilled pork loin w/ kimchi...) also includes this British stalwart: a sirloin-laden Sunday Roast.
When you're stuffed, hit the taxidermy-filled cocktail bar next door, helmed by molecular mixology pioneer Tony Conigliaro.
The classic menu of mixeds includes this Master at Arms (rum & port reduction), and the Somerset Sour, whose cider brandy & hard cider will soon be inside you.
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