As any Bachelor (aside from Sean Lowe) knows, when you're headed to the fantasy suite, it's strictly for the funny business -- but at the NJ Feather Nest Inn, their eight interestingly-themed and seemingly '80s-era fantasy suites may be more suited for those looking for a laugh when not getting down to business.
This Burger Comes on a Fried Cheese Bun
Blue Lagoon They probably didn't have a two-person jacuzzi in the actual Blue Lagoon, because then you would've for sure seen Brooke Shield's breasts.
Ice Cave Bling! Bling! Complimentary Champagne on Friday and Saturday calms the nerves of any ice queen.
Natural Cave Live like the caveman did... w/ a 42" flat screen and gas fireplace.
Tree House That cheetah spread hopefully doesn't pertain to your speed in bed.
Treasure Island The bed resembling a boat bow would have DEFINITELY been used on Treasure Island, but the free WiFi... well, that probably wouldn't have come in handy.
Space Odyssey 2001 is an epically entertaining 1968 British-American science fiction film. Trying to re-create said film in this themed room w/ its in-room sound effects, as it turns out, is also epically entertaining.
Pagoda Commonly associated w/ Buddhist culture, the bed resembles a pagoda's tiered towers, and's perfect for tired people.
King Tut Know who's not laughing? King Tutankhamun. Know why? Had he just traveled to NJ, pyramids & palm trees would only have run him $300 a night.