We hate to be the ones to point it out, but dude, you’re getting old. Like, to the point where day drinking completely rules out night drinking, and a rough Friday night puts you out of commission until Sunday.
And while at home you may find yourself channeling your inner Roger Murtaugh at some point every day, you won’t truly realize exactly how much sh*t you’re too old for until you decide to travel.
So to save you the depressingly eye-opening realization that you’re getting on in years, here are 16 things you’re definitely too old for.*
Road trips over 6 hours
“Let’s put five people in a Ford Focus for 20 hours” sounded awesome when you were driving to Albuquerque to watch your college play in the Sweet 16. Now it sounds like a backache that won’t go away until the Super Bowl.
And speaking of backache... sleeping on other people’s floors
They say your tastebuds change every seven years, which explains why carpet dust and unidentifiable sticky substances somehow don’t taste as good as they used to.