Rings and first kisses (as a married couple) are exchanged underwater before the couple engages in the customary (and previously choreographed) first dance -- assuming they're not yet blue in the face. The 10min affair is followed by a 30min sopping-wet-but-totally-more-legal ceremony on land, followed by a nautical-themed reception and champagne toast at the bar.
The package includes mermaid tails, a photo shoot, and a reception for $95 a person, with a minimum of 30 guests. Oh, and if additional lessons with Marina are required, that's extra. Book your merman adventure here.
Sophie-Claire Hoeller is Thrillist's über-efficient German associate travel editor, and not at all surprised this exists, yet torn between delight and horror. @Sohostyle