P*rn Star Booted Off Flight for Attacking Crew and Passengers

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Porn stars: they're just like us. Well, except they have sex on film for a living. But they're still subject to other social mores and laws. Case in point: adult film star Tory Lane got tossed from her plane for assaulting passengers and flight attendants.

The 32-year-old lead of “When Porn Stars Attack” got really into character and -- with the help of in-flight booze -- became a security threat to everyone on board a Los Angeles-bound Delta flight about 45 minutes before landing. Lane allegedly yelled and lunged at other fliers and cabin crew, police told New York Daily News. According to Delta spokesman Michael Thomas, flight attendants held Lane back for the duration of the journey. Maybe her next film will be 50 Shades of Lane, playing off the restraint aspect. Or Lanes on a Plane, just because Snakes on a Plane rules.

On touching down at Los Angeles International Airport, a police officer boarded the flight to escort Lane off the plane around 8pm. But that didn’t stop the inebriated actress from allegedly striking the officer. The outburst landed the award-winning "aggressive sex" star in jail after she was arrested for public intoxication and battery against a police officer. Released on Thursday for a $21,000 bail (thankfully porn is a lucrative industry), the actress will appear in court on March 12.

That is, unless she can find another way to get off.