Days 12-14: Paris, France
Your jet journey concludes in the City of Light, where you'll shack up in the Le Meurice hotel overlooking the Tuileries Garden. Pencil in wine pairings at the hotel's restaurant, as well as a landmark dinner at the Eiffel Tower's Jules Verne Restaurant -- and be sure to make a trip to the city's museums, or go on a restaurant tour with a local food critic. You'll also take a private, after-hours tour of the Louvre's permanent collections and a dinner cruise down the Seine on a luxe yacht.
So, really, the only way your $1.5 million vacation could end up any better is if they gave you back the money. Or at least the bowl you collected it in.
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