1. Assuming staff does every job in the hotel
This cocktail shaker in my hand must clearly mean I know exactly why your room key doesn’t work. Although once you get that squared away, you should go ask the valet for a drink -- he makes a delicious daiquiri.
2. Making ridiculous concierge requests
Yes, we’re aware it’s your six-month dating anniversary. Congratulations. You're very lucky. No, that doesn’t mean we can set up a secluded beachside picnic with a private serenade by John Mayer. Although he sends his best, as well. You seem very much in love.
3. Over-exaggerating a problem
If the remote control batteries being dead is the most unacceptable thing that’s ever happened to you, your life has probably been a little too easy. Also, here are some fresh ones. Enjoy Wheel of Fortune.
4. Threatening to give a bad Yelp review
You mean that site that writes bad reviews on our page when we don’t advertise with them? ANYTHING but that!