5. Leaving your garbage out in the hallway
Room service trays are fine. 48 crushed beer cans, three pizza boxes, an empty mouthwash bottle, and what we’re really hoping isn’t a used condom? Not cool.
6. Stockpiling room keys because you forget yours every time you leave
We can only assume that you’re the world’s cheapest vacation souvenir shopper and are giving everyone back in Bradenton real-life Big City Hotel Room keys.
7. Complaining about why breakfast and Internet aren’t included in the rate
Why does the Super 8 offer free WiFi and waffles but a $300-a-night “luxury” property doesn’t? As Kramer once quipped on Seinfeld, "Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?" Who knows? Life is full of mysteries. You’re not asking the concierge about the origins of the universe, are you?
8. Asking for room-service items that aren’t on the menu, after room-service hours.
Unless your room included a menu that read: “24-hour Personal Chef Service.” In which case, our bad.