Each time you fly, you face a pivotal decision that will set the entire tone for your travels: which TSA line will yield the least soul-destroying experience? Fortunately, we've isolated the 13 worst types of fellow line-mates and agents -- steer clear of these selfish/senseless/strollered saps, and you'll actually stand half a chance.
13. Extended Family Lingering with Departing Relative Yes, by all means, please walk alongside everyone waiting to continue your conversation with your nephew when he finally returns from the other side of the snaking line.
12. Egregious Liquids Lady She checked three suitcases, but didn't throw in her full-sized shampoo and conditioner because she "didn't want them to leak". Look, your soft curls sure ain't getting us to the gate anytime soon, so why don't you stop arguing about what constitutes a "liquid", finish your 60oz Evian, and start transforming into Spends 20 Minutes In The Plane Bathroom Lady already?