10. Alligator Snapping Turtle
Favorite haunt: After crawling up from the blistering depths of hell, I settled in the southern U.S. No big change there LOL! But seriously, any freshwater lake with a booming fish population is pretty great.
Favorite food(s): Fresh fish and mollusks for sure, but if I really have to, I'll settle for snakes, birds, crayfish, worms, birds, turtles, opossums, muskrats, squirrels, armadillos, raccoons, armadillos, and pretty much anything with a pulse.
Favorite movies: Obvi any TMNT flick, Finding Nemo, The Incredible Journey, and Citizen Kane.
Most embarrassing moment: One time, when I was trying to catch fish with my vermiform tongue, my girlfriend (at the time) thought I was going in for a kiss, and I ended up biting her face off. She was SO pissed.