About me: I'm the world's largest nocturnal primate. Come at me, possum-bro! Ahh, just kidding. I'm suuuper chill, live in Madagascar (like the movie!), love chowin' on grubs, and am a pro at Catan.
First thing people notice about me: Probably my ridiculously creepy-large fingers and historically good looks.
My perfect date: We'd start off by a little scent marking... just to see if our territories could overlap... then we'd find some hollowed-out trees to forage for food in, and after that, once it came time to get down to business, I'd have to fight all the other males in the area for dominance and would probably be too tired to do much else.
Most embarrassing moment: When, for some reason, someone decided to start an ancient Malagasy legend claming us Aye-Aye were a symbol of death. Like, c'mon man! It's 2013, and being a symbol of death was so early 1900s.