Sick and tired of our nation's capital? Well,
that's what the inevitable gridlock of bi-partisan bickering results in thanks to the National Building Museum's exhibit, "Unbuilt Washington", you can set your peepers upon a DC you've never even fathomed.
One of the few designs that actually came to fruition, more-or-less, is this depiction of the National Mall. [Not pictured: shady crack deals going down in the bushes to the left of the Washington Monument.]
Here's the Library of Congress (and a guy we'll call Alan) as we know it today.
And here's what it woulda looked like if a dude named Alexander R. Esty had had his Gothic Revival way with it.
Meanwhile, Leon Beaver didn't realize the Library of Congress had so many books... but hoped to surround the building with the shortest fence of all time.
Although perfection would've been a building erected to look like a top hat, the Lincoln Memorial is pretty much spot-on.
John Russel Pope, however, had different ideas about how to honor Honest Abe's extreme fondness for stairs.
Still standing after G.W. Bush's eight years in residence, the White House is one of the most iconic American buildings out there.
When the executive mansion was in the design stages, 'ol Tommy Jefferson tossed his hat into the ring (under the pen name of "AZ"). Clearly a fan of hot air balloons, Tom was also clearly a better statesman than architect.
Nearly 100yrs after the White House was built, Paul Pelz tossed out this design for a new exec mansion on Meridian Hill... which totally would've been perfect for the Sun King, Louis XIV.
Around the same time, Robert Owen proposed keeping the White House where it was, but making it ENORMOUS. Jim Bob/ Michelle Duggar for Prez!
In 1996 some
super lazy dudes proposed something called the "National Sofa", where peeps could literally sit and watch the White House. Which sounds as entertaining as watching the grass grow behind the presenters on C-SPAN, but on mute.
The U.S. Capitol is where the bulk of the nation's biz goes down. It's pretty nice-looking! They did a real swell job with it.
But if William Thornton'd had his way, it woulda looked even cooler... and with more statues.
Check out the size of James Diamond's U.S. Capitol's weathercock!
That phallus is, of course, George Washington's, in the form of the Washington Monument.
With any luck, Washington coulda either stood atop his phallus, or it may've been perched atop a building, like a gigantic weather vane.
As it stands, the Arlington Memorial Bridge over the Potomac River is nothing to write home about... unless your letter's about how plain the bridges in DC are.
If the architectural team at Smithmeyer & Pelz had won the contract, it would've been all London Bridge-y (in honor of notorious anglophile Ulysses S. Grant, obviously).
When you see b-roll of government-types all dressed up in tuxes honoring celebrities in DC, they're usually here -- the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
The only celebrity Edward Durell Stone wanted to honor, however, was William Shatner. Hence his Enterprise-esque proposition for the place.
Oh, yeah, and then there's the Dolphin America Hotel... which, thankfully, has no real-life counterpart. Interesting side note: this sketch was not done in an elementary school art class, but rather was an official submission by Doug Michels Architecture in collaboration with Jim Allegro, AIA. As it turns out, the "AIA" stands for the "American Institute of Architects", not "Adolescent Illustrators of America".