Yeah, catching a ride to the mall with Jimmy and his mom was always pretty lame -- why's Jimmy always gotta get shotgun?! And why's Jimmy's mom always playing Loggins and Messina?!
But as far as transportation goes, his ma's car was decidedly alright. It had A/C, cup holders, and a satisfactory drivetrain that resulted in unexciting journeys between point A and point B. So in a rare celebration of the Chevrolet Celebrity, we scrutinize vehicles that are ambitious inventions, but unquestionably useless rides.