US Cities You're Pronouncing Completely Wrong

Published On 04/27/2016 Published On 04/27/2016

Because Americans aren't just adept at butchering the names of foreign places, here are 20 cities in our OWN DAMN COUNTRY that we still don't know how to pronounce.

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Not: Lah-FEY-et
Given that we bought this state from the French, it makes perfect sense that the city's name is nothing like its French pronunciation.

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Yeah, and holla at us if you've ever heard someone call it "La JOL-LA." Us too.

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Not: Hel-AY-na
There are a hell of lot worse places in Montana, but none that are as easy to mispronounce.

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Not: BOY-zee
And just to mess with you a little more, its racetrack -- Les Bois -- is pronounced "Lay Bwah."

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Not: KISS-a-mee
They probably didn't want their town name to sound like Super Mario trying to get to first base.

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Not: Wilks-BAR
Who would name a town in PA after the Golden State Warriors' two best players from 1975-1977: Jamaal Wilkes and Rick Barry?

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Not: Nor-FOKE
But if you ask folks from Norfolk a question, do they answer "yea" or "naw"?

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Not: Spo-KANE
C'mon people, you can get this right!

Not: WOR-ches-ter and WOR-sess-ter
This IS New England, however, so you'll probably hear it called WUSS-tah. Or even WISS-tah.

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Not: SEE-kwim
Yes, it has a funny name, but does make up for it by being one of the best beach towns on the West Coast.

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Not: See-NEK-ta-dee
The Mohawk tribe of the Iroquois Nation originally called this area "Schau-naugh-ta-da," which means "over the pine plains," but isn't any easier to say.

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Not: Wah-KESH-a
... or Wah-KE$HA for that matter, even though when you ask people why they pronounce the name of the town like that, they're all, "We R Who We R."

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Not: LOUEY-vill
And it is definitely not LOU-iss-vill.

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Not: SALT-saynt MA-ree
Soooooo, it doesn't sound anything like it looks? Gotcha.

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Not: DES Moyns
... or DES-money for that matter. Even though everybody does know that Des Moines makes it rain.

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Not: Scan-EAT-ells
If you said you knew how to pronounce this place, it's probably time to eat your words. Come on, that was clever!

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Not: Poo-ya-lup or Pooh-Y'all-up
The second one sounds like what Christopher Robin probably said whenever he went into the Hundred Acre Wood.

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Not: Pat-cha-goo
How to pronounce this place is yet another thing you only know if you're from Long Island.

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Not: Beth... um, followed by something else, presumably.

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Not: CALL-uh-ROD-o
OK, not a city, but it'd still be cool if you stopped screwing up the name of this state. Locals already have enough other things to explain to you.

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Bradley Foster is a former Thrillist editor who lives in WAR-shing-ton... err, dammit (!) WASH-ing-ton State.



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