6. Taken -- A European backpacking trip sounds like it could be an exciting, eye-opening adventure. The chance of being sold into sex slavery, however, kind of puts a damper on things. Or does it?
5. RV -- Can you imagine the abject horror of being stuck in an RV for days with Robin Williams? Now what if he was doings voiceovers for one of those AWFUL iPad commercials?
4. Cabin Fever -- The only thing worse than having a deadly disease eat your flesh off is to have it happen whilst trapped in a remote, dank cabin in the middle of the woods -- without any Calamine lotion on hand!