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You Can Rent This Personal Submarine in the Bahamas
Being all "beautiful island" in the Quirimbas Archipelago, Quilalea is only accessible by a twin-prop light aircraft (which you will fly in), and is so secluded that they built the resort mainly from locally sourced materials. Book now and you'll receive a free PADI training course for two, as well as digs featuring outdoor hammocks and showers, ostensibly to shower in the praise of surrounding guests while donning your banana hammock outside.
Listen up you large, hirsute children! Adults-only summer camp is back. Get ready to share uncomfortable glances around the campfire with other not-kids as you imbibe on seasonal microbrews and prepare for the camp nightclub: The Boathouse (where you'll surely fit right in, you motorboatin' son-of-a...). Other activities to sate your refined tastes include wine tasting, kayaking, and a freaking water trampoline (natch).
The above picture is Grand Paradise Samana. Here you'll do all sorts of stereotypical island activities, such as riding catamarans, overeating delicious seafood, horseback riding, and escaping a Utopian facade with Scarlett Johansson the realities of everyday life for a week. With everything paid for -- already. And because relaxing all day amidst boats and palm trees is exhausting, replenish yourself at one of the five bars situated within the resort.