You went to: Vietnam
And brought back: Snake wine
Why?: Booze! Scary booze! What a hoot!
This gift sucks because: It is literally undrinkable and utterly disgusting.
You went to: India
And brought back: A marble Taj Mahal replica
Why?: It’s just such a stunning, majestic piece of architecture. And you're pretty sure it would be impossible to leave that 'marble workshop' without making a purchase.
This gift sucks because: Would you want this in your home? WOULD YOU?
You went to: France
And brought back: A bunch of Eiffel Tower keychains
Why?: Yeah, they're crappy, but you were in a rush, they were cheap, and you thought... office crowd pleaser?
This gift sucks because: France -- land of beauty, culture, incredible food, and PLASTIC KEYCHAINS.