Literally positioned at the gateway to the bustling Brickell neighborhood -- and bordered by the historic Miami Circle -- Viceroy Miami definitely thinks bigger is better, given that it: a) is located inside a 50-floor high-rise, b) houses a 7,000 sq-ft spa with a floating library, and c) has the biggest pool in Florida. Suck it, Disney
All of the guestrooms were designed by Kelly Wearstler, who, in addition to being a famous designer, was also Playboy's Playmate of the Month in '94 under pseudonym Kelly Gallagher
Said largest pool in Florida (300ft, son!) is on the 15th floor, offering views of Biscayne Bay.
Also on the 15th floor: Mediterranean restaurant Eos, which slings everything from garlic & feta lamb chops to chorizo-stuffed mussels.
With three plunge pools, a private movie theater, and a massive gold chandelier possibly stolen from Diddy's jet ski, the spa does not suck.
FIFTY's a club located on the 50th floor that boasts unobstructed 360 degree views of the entire city. Maybe even Sunny Isles, who knows!